What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 11:19

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
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Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger